sure alcohol is free, we sent you 12 million euros so i guess that’s not a big problem

sure alcohol is free, we sent you 12 million euros so i guess that’s not a big problem
Illustration From “Neckclothitania” (published by J.J. Stockdale, Sept. 1st. 1818)
There were seemingly endless variations with which men could tie their silk and cotton cravats, thanks in no small manner to Beau Brummell and the rise of the Dandy as a masculine style reaction to the Macaroni.
These variations evolved to use patterns and colours to enhance a gentleman’s appearance and outfit. Beginning in the Victorian era the cravat developed into the stylized forms we know and love today: ascots, bow ties, string ties and neck ties.
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npr:
As an artist, Caitlin Freeman found her calling in cake.
She bakes at the cafe in the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art, where the most popular item is a dessert inspired by the art of Piet Mondrian. It features geometric blocks of white velvet cake, colored red, blue and yellow, stacked together and “glued” with chocolate. It takes two days to prepare, according to her new cookbook, Modern Art Desserts.
Want. Cake. Now. -Heidi
Photos: Art 2013 Mondrian/Holtzman Trust c/o HCR International USA/Dessert Clay McLachlan/Reprinted by permission from ‘Modern Art Desserts’
• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. <sma
I’ve been using tumblr for two years and am still surprised by what I find/figure out.
First off Missing-e makes tumblr SO much easier to use, I have written about it before, so I am not going to waste time with it in this post.
This is more for other little integrated things that is seems a lot of people don’t know tumblr will/can do.
LIKES:
You can search your tumblr likes with pages just like you can with your dashboard!http://www.tumblr.com/likes/page/*pick a number* - for example my first like happens to be on http://www.tumblr.com/likes/page/565 - yours may be higher or lower depending.
It makes it much easier to find something if you have 5,647 of them like I do.Want to see someone else’s likes?
http://www.tumblr.com/liked/by/callmeblake
(only works if they have their likes public though).
Just insert their tumblr name at the end of that URL (in place of callmeblake).TAGS:
Tags are a wonderful way to organize your blog, and most people don’t seem to realize that if you reblog a post, it will not show up in tumblr search with your tag, but only in your own blog. Only ORIGINAL posts will show up in the main search with your tags so make the most of that.
Avoid “&”,”+”,”/”,”%” and (right now) dashes “-” and question marks “?”, tumblr tags don’t know what to do with these and if someone clicks on that tag on your blog they will go nowhere.
You can link people to these tagged pages in your sidebar, or in your blog just use
http://*yourblogname*.tumblr.com/tagged/*tag you wish to link them to*For example, my Tom Milsom tag looks like this:
http://callmeblake.tumblr.com/tagged/tom%20milsomWhoa! “What’s with the %20 you say?”, it’s what tumblr turns the spacebar into, you can also use an underscore and tumblr will still find it.
TRACKED TAGS SEARCH LIMIT?:
I know it’s frustrating, but you can in fact only have twenty tracked tags before the tags you are tracking will not show new ones beside them anymore. You can still use it to get SEE them, you just have to check them all manually.I also read something last night that said after a certain amount of tags on your post the extra ones will no longer show up in search, don’t know how true it is though.
Edit: according to justcantdescribeu “Normally, tumblr only indexes your first 5 tags on any post, and tumblr only indexes tags if it’s on an original post, not a reblog. By indexing, I mean the part where you search up tags on tumblr through the sidebar on your dashboard (tumblr.com/tagged). The sixth and further tags won’t be indexed, but they can still be searched up on your own blog. “
So to get all that’s tagged on your blog specifically you will have to use something like: http://YOURURL.tumblr.com/tagged/*your tag*”
CHRONO:Want to see tags in order from the first post about that subject, well, first?
Add chrono to the end of the tag:
http://callmeblake.tumblr.com/tagged/gif/chrono
Know you need the third page?
http://callmeblake.tumblr.com/tagged/gif/chrono/page/3DAYPAGES:
Find a post and want to know what else was going on on their blog that day?
add ” /day/*year*/*month*/*day of month*” after their tumblr url, it will render them in chronological order, too.
For example, this link will show what I posted to my blog on July 3rd, 2011 : http://callmeblake.tumblr.com/day/2011/07/03
SEARCH:
No search window on the main on someone’s blog?
Type: http://*theirblogname*.tumblr.com/search/*search term*
If I do: http://callmeblake.tumblr.com/search/gif on my page I get one gif.
OR : *search term* site:*url*
for example, to search the term “gif” on my tumblr:
“gif site:callmeblake.tumblr.com”For “gif” for mine, this get 8 results.
However, tumblr’s search is quite crap and I suggest using google internal search if you want better results.
I get 10 pages of results because it’s just BETTER.
We know I have nine pages tagged with that.
Always try tags first.
Other fun little things:Audio parser-
See all the audio posts someone has posted to their blog:
http://toys.tumblrist.com/audio/callmeblakeTumblr Mosaic Viewer:
See only the photo pots from someone’s blog (though I’ve noticed it does not seem to find uploaded photos to text posts).
http://tmv.proto.jp/#!/callmeblake
(again replace callmeblake with the tumblr user’s you wish to see)And this little
Sort by post category search
It doesn’t have asks in it though :/When I went to write this it seems like I had more, I wonder what I’m forgetting.
Edit : Some things I forgot:
Theme Recovery:
Helpful if you are getting into changing you theme through the html editor and make a mistake, saves the last twenty changes.Audio uploads:
Choose a song from soundcloud search and upload it as a draft, go in and replace it with a song from your computer - you can do this multiple times and avoid the “one audio upload a day”.
No need to open your blog’s dashboard to see how many followers, messages, number of queued posts and drafts are left
alt+click your blog title beside “Dashboard”
Reblog long text posts as a whole and not as a link:
Clicking the gray “As…” button beside “Reblog Text Post” above the post; select “As Text” to reblog the full body of the original post.
Find a post’s source:
Hover on the post on your dashboard, notice that the upper-right flap of the white background becomes slightly bent. Click the flap to go to the original post address.Know of another little trick that’s made your tumblr experience better?
Blake
Cooper Thompson has a very distinctive look, like the lovechild of a porcelain doll and a Greek god statue.
The Renaissance called they want their allegory of Eros back.
My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. x
looking for just text posts?? here you go
how about your old themes? no problem
need to know your post limit status? check it out
need to switch a blog quickly? press: control + alt + n
want to make text bigger? make a post and hit control + 1
The 39 Clues: Books 1-10 11
Across the Universe: Book 1 2-3
An Abundance of Katherines
A Song of Ice and Fire: Books 1-5
Balefire: Book 1
The Bane Chronicles: 1
Between the Lines: Book 1 2 3
Bloodlines: Book 1 2 3
Blue Bloods: Books 1-5 5.5 6 7
The Caster Chronicles: Books 1-4
The Catcher in the Rye
The Chemical Garden: Book 1 2 3
The Curse Workers: Books 1-3
Delirium: Book 1 2 3
Delirium Stories: Hana Annabel Raven
Divergent: Books 1-2
The Dresden Files: Books 1-12 13 14
Easy
Elemental: Books 1-2
Evernight: Books 1-3 4 5
The Fault in Our Stars
Gallagher Girls: Books 1-5
Graceling Realm: Book 1 2
The Great Gatsby
Harry Potter: Book 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Hex Hall: Book 1 2 3
The Host
How to Train Your Dragon: 6-8
The Hunger Games: Books 1-3
Hush, Hush: Book 1 2 3 4
The Immortals: Books 1-3
The Infernal Devices: Book 1 2 3
The Iron Fey: Book 1 2-4 5
The Kendra Chronicles: Book 1 1.5 2
The Last Song
Legend: Book 1 2
Looking for Alaska
Lux: Book 1 2 3
The Lying Game: Books 1-3
Mara Dyer: Book 1 2
Matched: Book 1 2 3
Maximum Ride: Books 1-7 8
The Maze Runner: Books 1-2 3
The Mortal Instruments: Books 1-3 4 5
The Notebook
Paper Towns
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: Books 1-5
The Perks of Being A Wallflower
The Secret Circle: Books 1-3 4 5
Shatter Me: Book 1 2
The Silver Linings Playbook
Sookie Stackhouse Novels: Books 1-11 12
Splintered
Sweeps: 9-11
Uglies: Book 1 2-4
Under the Never Sky: Book 1 2
Vampire Academy: Books 1-4 5-6
The Vampire Diaries: Books 1-10
Vampire Kisses: Books 1-7 8-9
Wicked Lovely: Books 1-3 4-5
Will Grayson, Will Grayson
Report broken links here.(CURRENTLY NOT UPDATING, I’LL FIX BROKEN LINKS AT THE END OF MAY)
If you need help opening epub files, read this and this.
Some of the downloads require passwords; the pw is “mobilism.org”
THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF THIS POST WILL ALWAYS BE HERE. Before reporting a broken link, check to see if it’s already been replaced.
A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.
I lost control about reblogging this picture.
and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this.
Here it is. Pretty much everything I’ve shared over the last couple weeks. And even a couple things I haven’t posted until now. All linked in one convenient post.
Click below for download links.
does there even need to be any context?
Um…
I guess there does need to be some context.
the best fucking vine video ever
A fuckload of classic literature:
- 1984 by George Orwell
- A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
- A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
- A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
- Aesop’s Fables by Aesop
- Agnes Grey by Anne Brontë
- Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Caroll
- Andersen’s Fairy Tales by Hans Christian Andersen
- Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maud Montgomery
- Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
- Around the World in 80 Days by Jules Verne
- Beyond Good and Evil by Friedrich Nietzsche
- Bleak House by Charles Dickens
- Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
- David Copperfield by Charles Dickens
- Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell
- Dracula by Bram Stoker
- Dubliners by James Joyce
- Emma by Jane Austen
- Erewhon by Samuel Butler
- For the Term of His Natural Life by Marcus Clarke
- Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
- Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
- Grimms Fairy Tales by the brothers Grimm
- Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift
- Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
- Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
- Kidnapped by Robert Louis Stevenson
- Lady Chatterly’s Lover by D. H. Lawrence
- Les Miserables by Victor Hugo
- Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
- Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
- Middlemarch by George Eliot
- Moby Dick by Herman Melville
- Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen
- Nostromo: A Tale of the Seaboard by Joseph Conrad
- Notes from the Underground by Fyodor Dostoevsky
- Of Human Bondage by W. Somerset Maugham
- Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens
- Paradise Lost by John Milton
- Persuasion by Jane Austen
- Pollyanna by Eleanor H. Porter
- Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
- Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe
- Sense and Sensibility, by Jane Austen
- Sons and Lovers by D. H. Lawrence
- Swanns Way by Marcel Proust
- Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
- Tender is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald
- Tess of the d’Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy
- The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
- The Brothers Karamazov, by Fyodor Dostoevsky
- The Great Gatsby
- The Hound of the Baskervilles by Arthur Conan Doyle
- The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoevsky
- The Iliad by Homer
- The Island of Doctor Moreau by H. G. Wells
- The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling
- The Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper
- The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving
- The Odyssey by Homer
- The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood by Howard Pyle
- The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
- The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
- The Portrait of a Lady by Henry James
- The Prince by Nicolo Machiavelli
- The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy
- The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson
- The Tales of Mother Goose by Charles Perrault
- The Thirty Nine Steps by John Buchan
- The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Duma
- The Time Machine by H. G. Wells
- The Trial by Franz Kafka
- The War of the Worlds by H. G. Wells
- Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson
- Ulysses by James Joyce
- Utopia by Sir Thomas More
- Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray
- Within A Budding Grove by Marcel Proust
- Women In Love by D. H. Lawrence
- Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë
Click on the motherfucking Hypelinks bitches.
Here! Have a fuckload of modern literature, too!
- A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
- A Study In Scarlet - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
- Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter - Seth Grahame-Smith
- An Abundance of Katherines - John Green
- Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
- Bossypants - Tina Fey
- Breakfast At Tiffany’s - Truman Capote
- Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
- Catcher In The Rye - J.D. Salinger
- Charlie And The Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
- City of Bones - Cassandra Clare
- Clockwork Angel - Cassandra Clare
- Damned - Chuck Palahniuk
- Darkly Dreaming Dexter - Jeff Lindsay
- Dead Until Dark - Charlaine Harris
- Ender’s Game - Orson Scott Card
- Everything Is Illuminated - Jonathan Safran Foer
- Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close - Jonathan Safran Foer
- Fahrenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury
- Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
- Go The Fuck To Sleep - Adam Mansbach
- I Am America (And So Can You!) - Stephen Colbert
- I Am Number Four - Pittacus Lore
- Inkheart - Cornelia Funke
- It - Stephen King
- Life of Pi - Yann Martel
- Lolita - Vladmir Nabokov
- Marked - Kristin Cast
- Memoirs Of A Geisha - Arthur Golden
- My Sister’s Keeper - Jodi Picoult
- Never Let Me Go - Kazuo Ishiguro
- One Day - David Nicholls
- Paper Towns - John Green
- Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightening Thief - Rick Riordan
- Pretty Little Liars - Sara Shepard
- Slaughterhouse Five - Kurt Vonnegut
- Snow White And The Huntsman - Lily Blake
- The Book Thief - Markus Zusak
- The Bourne Identity - Robert Ludlum
- The Giver - Lois Lowry
- The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins
- The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
- The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
- The Notebook - Nicholas Sparks
- The Outsiders - S.E. Hinton
- The Perks of Being A Wallflower - Stephen Chbosky
- The Princess Diaries - Meg Cabot
- The Things They Carried - Tim O’Brien
- The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
- The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy - Douglas Adams
- Tuesdays With Morrie - Mitch Albom
- Uglies - Scott Westerfeld
- Vampire Diaries: The Awakening - L.J. Smith
- Water For Elephants - Sara Gruen
- Wicked - Gregory Maguire
Living in the future can be pretty sweet sometimes
Oh my god! There’s more!
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